Why do women get breast implants...?
... when its so much easier to just stop going to the gym and instead spend a few months eating all your meals at McDonalds? No lies, those babies will be super-sized before you can say 'Rosie O'Donnell'.

Also, couldn't the money wasted on surgical implants be better spent on something useful, like issuing New Zealand sheep with rape alarms?


Best answer:
Answer by Son ChichiWorking on your comedy routine, huh?

Might want to tweak it a

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